www.direkteinspritzer.at

Gruß
Bruce

einfach festnageln , dann passt's...

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voller ernst : www.disastercars.at

Gruß
Bruce

das iss ein fake !!!
bei ikea müßt der bazi angeimbust werden , außerdem tätate ja auch ein schrauberl fehlen !!!

aber ich versteh schon , mit nageln habens die pfaffen ned so...

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voller ernst : www.disastercars.at

Da fällt mir immer der alte Witz ein, was haben eine Nute und der Jesus gemeinsam wenn am Kreuz liegen?
Richtig, beide werden genagelt .

Gestern beim Heimfahren:
Was sagt uns das? Der Auspuff is schon wieder verlegt.
Wieder einmal urdentli aushazn.
Normal stehen20Km/h mehr auf der Uhr.
Krümel

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Mein Senf.

Is wahrscheinlich Franzose, denen genügen doch auch drei Radschrauben.

Nick

huiiiiii , wenn den jössas ein franzose genagelt hättate , mondjöhhhhh...

das mit der minderanzahl an radschrauberln hat sicher was mit ungefederten massen und federungskomfort zu tun...man siehts ja beim smart !

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Ich finde folgende Variante um eine Spur besser, um einen Deut blasphemischer:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Casanova und Jesus ?

Der Gesichtsausdruck beim Nageln.

Gruß
Bruce

Ja, gefällt mir auch besser.
Krümel

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Mein Senf.

http://www.tigerlillies.com/2003/player/player.php?listen=9




lyrics:

I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed.
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

You see that crown of thorns upon his head?
Well that was my idea.
I think I might be going to hell,
Oh dear!

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.
credits for The Brothel to the Cemetary:

accordion, vocals: Martyn Jacques
drums: Adrian Huge
double bass: Adrian Stout
credits for this track:

nails: Jesus

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Repeat to fade

Gruß
Bruce

Muahahaha! (tm Bob)