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Bei Kleinscheiß ist Europe Trust Transport anscheinend grad the name of the game.
Mein Patient hat grad gesagt, dass mein Zeugs zufällig eh schon am Innsbrucker Flughafen lagert.
Da musste ich natürlich freundlich sein:


Dear xxxx,

I would really love to buy your wonderful xxxx. As chance would have it, my close friend xxxx happens to work as a part of the national police force @ Innsbruck airport. (I copied him into this mail.)
Please have the xxxx dropped off @ the police headquarters on IBK airport tomorrow, you will recieve payment immediately there. You can find the police station on any map of the airport, no need to worry.
My friend xxxx, wo weighs in at 110 Kilos and is 2.10 metres tall is very well known for his extremely well manners and endless patience. (And he is also interested in some of your cameras etc. So are his colleagues, who have already tracked down your various e-mail-addies.)
Expect you and/or the xxx @ Polizeistation Flughafen Innsbruck tomorrow then.

All the best, it was a great pleasure dealing with you.

Sincerely,

xxxx



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