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More voices, more Jensens.
V8 Garage News

Is eh no Freitag?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . .YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS ONE....


MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN
THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.


I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.


THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE...


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ...


'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.


WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.


HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'


YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!, I EXCLAIMED.


HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


THEN, THAT UGLY,


OLD,


BALD,


WRINKLED FACED,


FAT-ASSED,


GRAY-HAIRED,


DECREPIT


SON-OF-A-BITCH


ASKED,








WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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1983

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Nick

www.1970barracuda.blogspot.com

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digital for now, analog forever.

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Mein Senf.

Schwäbischer Cop kommt als Erster zum Unfall von Lady Di und Dodi Al-Fayed:
Dodadodedodi, dodidodedi.
(Geht kopfschüttelnd ab.)

Darüber kicher ich heut schon den ganzen Tag.
Danke.

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http://vienna-galaxie.blogspot.com

Ich bin mir ja sicher, dass die Schwaben das im gleichen Wortlaut mit Steirern erzählen. Mit so ganz ursprünglichen. Murau oder so. Krakauhintermühlen. Aber da brauchens dann schon Mut.